Many are Saying... Trump was Born in Russia

Many people are saying Donald Trump was born in Russia. When the Guardian asked him to release his birth certificate, he refused. This spawned further investigation which uncovered evidence that Trump is not a native born American.

In truth, he was born to poor Georgian farmers. However, it was part of the Soviet Union, so the birth certificate was filed in Moscow. Realizing he was born with hands too small for farming, they knew they would starve if they kept him, and he would not survive in the country because of his strangely orange hair. There was a long running superstition that small hands and orange hair came from the devil, and they feared angry villagers would kill him.

So, they bribed a corrupt official that had contacts in the U.S.

Fred Trump realized early on that his oldest son, Fred Jr., had too much good in his soul to take over the family business, so he sought another son who would share his killer instinct. Trump Senior also believed in the Georgian superstition and reached out to the contacts he had made in the U.S.S.R.

Hearing of Juri (Donald's birth name, pronounced 'Yuri'), the boy was taken into the Trump household, treated as family and named Donald Juri Trump. The nature of his birth was kept secret since Cold War fears were on the rise.

To further the secret, Donald was required to die his hair black. Donald kept this up until his father past and then he let it go to its natural orange. Having to live with such a s secret has taken other tolls. For instance, he obsessively asks for the birth certificate of those that get close to him in fear they may also be a Soviet plant.

This proved a mistake because Putin remembered the stories of the strange orange haired, small handed boy, and made the connection. Putin contacted him and told Donald he would keep his secret, only if he would run for president, and if successful do his bidding. In order, for Putin to know that Trump is still in his control, Donald must regularly and publicly complement Putin to confirm his allegiance.

Trump has been doing all he can to not be elected, hoping that Putin will let him go, having no further use for him.

Unfortunately, Putin has been very successful in covering up any remaining evidence, but not before it got onto the internet. This is why we must demand Donald J. Trump's birth certificate and have it examined to ensure it is not a forgery.